is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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