just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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