At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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