For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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