My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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