Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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