so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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