Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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