Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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