i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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