The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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