Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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