belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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