Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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