Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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