Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Dicks are not precious.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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