You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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