if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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