So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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