is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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