and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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