After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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