Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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