office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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