Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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