I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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