4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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