She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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