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(201): View more from New Jersey

just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

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(636): View more from Missouri

& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'

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HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!

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(540): View more from Virginia

casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?

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(727): View more from Florida

The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast

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(519): View more from Ontario

Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I accidentally stubbed my dick

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

What does that even mean?

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