it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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