I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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