I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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