I love black thongs
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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