ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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