Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
