Quick, to the slutcave!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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