The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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