If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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