My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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