i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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