my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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