I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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