I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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