What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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