Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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