Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
