I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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