dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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