his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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