sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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